When will you people learn...?
The FSM is the ONLY way to salvation. If you don't accept him, you will burn forever in an Italian pizza oven, covered in Oregano so thick it chokes your lungs.
So I beg you all...please please please accept the FSM for your own salvation.
If you don't you remain in constant bondage unable to free yourself from the torment, you see now and again glimpses of his noodley-ness and you curse yourself and FSM and every pastafarian that ever lived or spoke to you about Him; and you loathe yourself more for mocking and rejecting the FSM as you remain spitting, screaming, yelling, crying in a clay oven of eternal torment
Pardon me? What do YOU mean "You people"? LOL
go back and read the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster... hell is very much like heaven, with beer volcanoes and stripper factories... just the beer is stale and the strippers all have VD.
Stretford Pizza Oven at Chorlton's Big Green festival
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